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His Darlin' ♥

my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question





SOT Purple Royalty practice wear 😍

I love it.

why is it red…

Why is suns practice wear coral and why is ladykatz practice wear blue and pink… Or better yet, why does it matter?

I take super hot showers because I like to practice burning in hell

My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.

— My 92 year old grandma. (via coffeestainedheart)


its stupid how in shows like two guys can look at each other for like 2 seconds and people will be like whoa…are they gay? ?? ?? then for girls they could be like fisting for 23 episodes and people will be like hmmm idk it could be platonic



why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay


but can bob the builder fix yo nasty ass attitude